I know you've all heard about the 'Birther Theory' bandied about by our Commander In Chief concerning the country of origin of our last CIC. But lately, upon examing some disturbing facts, I have to wonder if our present CIC was even BORN.
Hold on, I don't want to lose you. I know it's a wild claim to make but let's just look at this logically and see. You should be allowed to make up your own minds. Allow me to present to you some things I have uncovered and then see if they bring pause to you as well.
Question A. Have you ever seen this person, in person?
Question B. If you have, how do you know it wasn't just an actor playing the part?
I know this guy has a bio that spans decades, and if you want more background, you can read about his (supposed) siblings, parents, grandparents, and even great grandparents. But all that could have been made up by some scriptwriter. Hollywood does it all the time, and you've heard about ghost writers.
So. Back to the original thought, is this a real person? Can I go visit his workplace as an ordinary citizen of the realm?
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I tried to get access to The White House once, way back in the 1980's when you could easily do that, but the line of tourists outside was too long and I didn't want to wait. These days it's much tougher. You can't get in unless you get an invite from your congressman for a particular day and time. Your tour group is then led through certain rooms but on that day, will HE be in one of those? Probably not.
It is alleged that the CIC has a wife and kids. Have I ever seen them in person? No. I can't vouch for their existence either. See how weird this gets?
Let's turn away from the CIC and his kin. Have I ever seen Taylor Swift in person? No. Can't say that she is real. Beyonce? Kanye West? Any of The Kardashians? The list goes on and on.
However, I think I know that famous people actually MIGHT exist. I went and saw some professional golfers once. At the tournament I went to I saw many of the guys I'd been watching on TV for years. My biggest moment of all, however, came on the fourteenth hole where not ten feet past the ropes the most famous golfer in the world, Jack Nicklaus (or an actor that looked strikingly similar to Jack Nicklaus), ambled by. The Golden Bear! I was awestruck, but not allowed to say "Hiya Jack!" 'cuz 'he' was playing golf. I saw him make a few shots. So I had that experience. It was fairly convincing.
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This whole thing could be scripted, you know. Representatives of our culture could be appearing on stage for the cameras and playing their parts so well most people wouldn't suspect a thing. Well, I do! Does that make me crazy? Or just not as gullible? I'm not from Missouri, the 'Show Me' state, but I think this blind trust in what is going on right under our noses has gone a little too far. We can't be expected to BELIEVE all this, can we? I'd sure hate at the end when the curtain is lifted and the cameras pull back to discover that it's been a movie set all along.
Dudes, we've been pranked!
But what (now here's a sobering thought) if it IS real? I try to be on the fence with that one. It's too mindboggling, too illogical, to be real. Look no further than our present day CIC. Nobody that is supposedly worth a billion dollars has to sneak out of work to play golf.
Maybe it's a massive moving hologram, or some other technology that the people at the top have, you know, like those 'swipe your hands in the air' transparent computer screens in the movies that the tech-savvy actors use that you NEVER see for sale at The Apple Store. Could be they got stuff like that.
Anyway, back to the original premise of this whole discussion. If- and this is a big if- you were never born, how do you become president of the United States? Isn't that illegal? There should be a committee- bipartisan- looking into that.